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Joke of the Day

"I like my beer like i like my violence... Domestic."

"Please continue to tell me how the life you created for yourself is so miserable instead of taking actual steps to change it."

"2050's kids won't get this... Snow"

"where do they manufacture smiles? in a satisfactory"

"An ad at the zoo: Don't scare the ostriches! The floors are concrete!'"

"NSA joke I always said President Obama bugged me."

"How many dead babies, does it take to change a lightbulb? ...not 7, because it's still dark in my basement"

"How does an atom with bad grammar respond to an order? I on it."

"What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro? Zikachu."

"Did you hear about the string of bank robberies committed by a guy dressed up like Jesus? The cops finally nailed him."