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Joke of the Day

"I suppose you can take my cold dead hand when you pry it from my warm live one and charge me w/unlawful possession of human remains"

"Sometimes it's funny being LGBT because, in that case, OP is ALWAYS a faggot!"

"How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan"

"A Short Joke Dwarves and midgets have very little in common."

"Love is a lot like magic, both are fake and there's always some asshole trying to ruin the illusion for you."

"Mary Had a Little Lamb, Little Lamb, Little Lamb. Maybe she wasn't that hungry."

"Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now? Yea, he was doing Magic."

"Which global disasters happen when you drop a roast turkey? The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece."

"How do you piss off a really tall guy? First you gotta climb him"

"*writes on wall in ketchup* THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS HAS BEEN OPENED Boss: What the hell are you doing? Me: Somebody ate my corndogs."