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Joke of the Day
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
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"I asked my soap who it voted for, it said... I'd lather not say! note: This one came to me in the shower just now, gotta go back in now. Oh, the irony! I think. ~Skip"
"What's the best response when someone wastes your time? Answers below please."
"Being dark skinned is a CHOICE. In just a few years, through prayer, celebrity Beyonce is almost completely white. You can change too."
"Who likes wet cock and hates soggy cereal? A chicken with a water fetish."
"Money doesn't grow on trees unless you are a pot dealer"
"What do you have when you have a cow and two ducks? Milk and quackers."
"What is Apple users favorite movie? No Escape"
"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""
"The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie."