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Joke of the Day
"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."
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"special thanks to people on yahoo answers who have asked literally every question ive ever googled"
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"And on the seventh day God said, ""the American version of the Office should have ended when Jim asked out Pam"""
"I was going to buy some classical CDs... But it turns out I'm baroque."
"What does feminism and a pile of shit have in common? They both started out as a movement."
"NURSE: I promise. It's ok. You can come in. MAILMAN (trembling): are..are you sure DR DOG: *locked in his office just going freakin nuts*"
"So I've been trying to sell my Ubermensch Action Figures... But it's difficult to cater to such a Nietszche Market."
"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"
"""So you are suffering from flatulences, grandpa?"" ""Suffering? No, that's my last remaining pleasure!"""