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Joke of the Day

"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"

"You know Toothpaste was invented in Alabama? Anywhere else and it would have been called Teethpaste!"

"My body is a temple, but it's one of those temples in Thailand where they let monkeys shit all over the place"

"Roses are red Congress is red The Senate is red The White House is red welp Edit: insert communist pun here Edit x2: what the fuck did i just get gold for this"

"I was going to tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"I'm participating in some vintage ploughing this weekend I'm visiting the local retirement home"

"You get home from work early. You walk into the kitchen and your dog is peeling a potato. Startled, she yells ""IT'S JUST A POTATO!"" #ambien"

"What's the worst part of running into your ex? You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged."

"So I heard the Summer Olympics are gonna be in Rio De Janeiro... What's next? The Olympics in Robert De Niro? ""I'm walkin' here!"""

"Wheres the best place to hide a body? Page 2 of google search results"