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Joke of the Day

"What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r? Neighbor"

"Kinda creepy that Noah could tell the difference between the male and female versions of EVERYTHING"

"whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust"

"I thought about getting two pets and naming them One and Two. So when One dies, I'll still have Two."

"I want to be a father someday But my son says I should start now"

"If you're wearing sandals with pants on i just want you to know I'm the one who spit on the back of your shirt."

"Never trust acupuncturists they are backstabbers"

"Why don't black people know how to swim Because nobody jumped off the ship"

"9 year-old attempts to follow a recipe: ""It says here to separate the eggs. How far apart do they have to be?"""

"You have 90,000 followers, follow 92,000, and all you tweet are @s thanking people for following back. Are you raising an army for Mordor?"