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Joke of the Day
"What type of government would a nation ran by Alvin and the Chipmunks be called? A theocracy."
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"What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention? The caterer."
"What did the tree say while it was being transplanted? Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!"
"Seriously considering robbing the ski mask store down the street but I'm having the hardest time deciding what to wear"
"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"
"I want to tell you a scoliosis joke but it's completely out of line."
"What's the most casual crime you can commit? Shooting the breeze."
"I hate when I wake up at night, look at the clock and go right back to sleep. Essentially my body is just waking me up to do math."
"Gay jokes are not funny Cum on guys...."
"Boss: I'm sorry but we have to let you go. Me: Really? That's not what these pics of you and your secretary said. They said I need a raise."