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Joke of the Day
"What did the detective particle say to the suspect particle? I got my ion you."
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"Eating McDonald's because you're hungry is exactly like sucking dick because you're lonely That meat is no good for you and I do it about once a month"
"If my children are any indication of how much I talk, I would now like to apologize to any man I've ever dated...EVER"
"What is Ahmed Mohamed's favorite band? Dethklok"
"Japanese soccer. 'Murica, fuck yeah!"
"How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None... They just sit in the dark and bitch about it."
"Did you hear about the nun who only made her clothes out of rags she found on the street? She had a very odd habit."
"What do you call a small byte? A nibble."
"Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because of the sign on the road. Teacher: What type of sign? Student: The sign that says, ""School Ahead, Go Slow.""!"
"How much cocaine can Charlie Sheen do? enough to kill 2 1/2 men."