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Joke of the Day
"""Fiona, You up?"" -Shrext."
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"Why did the two suicide bombers blow themselves up on the same room? So they could be splatmates."
"What do the letters DNA stand for ? National Dyslexic Association"
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"I like my coffee how I like my tea Like my coffee"
"A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry."
"Doctor Doctor I've lost my memory! When did this happen? When did what happen?"
"Graphene can do everything... Except leave the lab. :)"
"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer? The taste."
"I went to a bar that only served beer in cans,and bottles. Seems the place had a draught excluder."