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Joke of the Day
"Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night? The Broncos' center"
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"Wife jokes... Why do brides wear white on the wedding day? Because all appliances come in white. Why don't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on the stove."
"Why was the little bear so spoiled ? Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !"
"What do you call a Cuban on the moon? A Castronaut."
"How many ladybugs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but don't ask me how they got in there."
"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to stand in the back of the gas chamber."
"difference between a genealogist and a gynecologist? A genealogist spends there time looking up old family and a gynecologist spends time looks up old friends!"
"Once in your life, you'll come across a special person that makes you think the prison food will be worth it."
"I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now."
"A woman never wakes up her second baby just to see it smile."