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Joke of the Day

"I used to hate Vegemite, but I read that you only need to put a thin spread to enjoy it It's been much better. The cat is eating the whole thing now."

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"Son: Can you teach me about fractions? Me: Sure. I love 2/3 of my children."

"What's the difference between a fish and a guitar? You can't tuna fish!"

"What does a racist baker exclaim? white flour!"

"Knock, Knock... Who's there? Peas. Peas who? *Peas pass the butter*"

"Every time someone with a clown avi follows me I add another night light."

"What can't you call a black priest Father..."

"If you're cold... Go stand in a corner. They're 90 degrees."

"What shampoo do dragons prefer? Head & Smolders"

"*makes Transformer sound effects while I put my makeup on*"