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Joke of the Day

"whats the worst thing about being a black jew? you have to stand in the back of the gas chamber."

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"My buddy the hacker took the quiz ""What Beatles song best describes your life."" The answer he got: ""My Way""."

"I saw a sign on the highway that read ""End Road Construction."" And I was like, shit, the anti-road construction people are getting vocal."

"Really wanted the day off, so I texted my boss... ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" I'm not coming in this morning. (I got some time off now)"

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"

"A man walks into a bar and see three bitches. Because he's a misogynist."

"Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors? Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues."

"""Papa who was Hamlet?"" ""You birdbrain! Bring me the Bible and I'll show you who he was."""

"Getting older is like being in a prison shower You try to bend over as little as possible."