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Joke of the Day

"What does a man with a foot long cock eat for breakfast? Well, this morning I had a hard boiled egg."

"Damn, girl... Are you a Pokemon? Cause I wanna make your vulva sore."

"What did the pirate Louis Riel say to the villagers? Yarrrrrrr Metis!"

"Knock Knock! Who's there? Frank Sinatra! Frank Sinatra who? Seriously?"

"When is it too cold to build a snowman? When the frostbite is worse then the frostbark."

"Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one."

"""Then, the handsome prince sees her dead body laying there and has to kiss her."" ""Ummm, what?"" ""Trust me, the kids will love it."""

"Feminist are boycotting James Coney Island.. They claim it's all about the wieners"

"What is a vampires least favorite food? Steak! ...I'll see myself out now."

"Overheated some milk in a lab experiment today... ...and asked the teacher if it would affect the result. Her response? ""To a degree."""