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Joke of the Day
"Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s? He puts down the three and carries the one."
Next Joke
"Probably too soon... But it looks like Peaches Geldof doesn't like Mondays, either."
"Anytime I pass an unlocked minivan I throw a few of my kids' most annoying toys in the trunk."
"What happens to the cow on her period? She gets MOOOOOODY"
"Why does little Timmy keep throwing up gang signs? Because he ate too much of them."
"An old joke I learnt [Clean] A peanut was stuck on the tracks His heart was all a flutter A train came down the track *Choo Choo!* Peanut butter."
"I bought my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It's not her main present, just a stocking filler"
"I couldn't think of any good Arnold Schwarzenegger jokes right now, but when I do I'll be back."
"Wanna hear a secret? I KILLED MUFASA!"
"What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes? Americans don't get them."