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Joke of the Day
"Damn, girl... Are you a Pokemon? Cause I wanna make your vulva sore."
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"Want to hear a joke about testicles? Today's your lucky day, because I've got two!"
"At the #Adele concert, saw a girl on the corner of the stage repeatedly punching herself in the face. Realized she was the deaf interpreter."
"How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb? [OC] Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite."
"Two mutes walk into a bar and one says to the other:"
"What do you call a pile of kittens? A Meowntain"
"Told my mom ""The D"" stood for donuts, and now she won't stop telling people she wants the chocolate D."
"""I'm single and ready to mingle""..oh god, is this why I'm still single, cuz I say shit like that?"
"Damn shame some of ya'll will get on twitter to say Goodmorning before even brushing your teeth. #mustymouthtweet"
"Beating the drummer (again) What do you call the hot girl on a drummer's arm? A tattoo."