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Joke of the Day

"I get confused by Burqas. I accidentally posted a letter in a Muslim woman yesterday."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night."

"What did the young witch say to her mother ? Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !"

"You shouldn't write with a broken pencil It's pointless"

"What do rednecks do for Halloween? Pump-kin"

"What app do nervous ppl order on dates? Chicken Tinders."

"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."

"I just can't wrap my head around decapitation."

"Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships? He wanted 2 hit singles"

"""Hey Adam, can you get me some water?"" ""Sure I can, while I'm up and at 'em!"""