138881

Joke of the Day

"a Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean a mother"

Next Joke
 
"There's been and explosion is a French cheese factory... All that's left is de brie!"
"Hi, 911? I see someone from high school in this coffee shop and they're the type to corner & chat me up and I don't know what to do HI LAURA"
"Legend say, Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice... Donald Trump tried to count to 10 and got stuck in a paper bag."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws at the end of its paws, the other's a pause at the end of its clause."
"If we elect Donald Trump for president... There will be hell toupee"
"If April showers bring May flowers, then what do May Flowers bring? Genocide"
"A liberal, a conservative and a libertarian walk in to a bar. Bartender says, what'll ya have Mitt?"
"What did Charles Darwin name his book about food? *On the Origin of Feces*"
"Just remember whatever you put up with you end up with!"