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Joke of the Day
"What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini? Qui-Gon Gin"
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"My girlfriend has a twin I asked for a threesome once and amazingly she said yes! Not only was her twin better looking but he was an all round great guy as well"
"*turns on shower* *gets undressed* *checks TL real quick* *floods the entire neighborhood*"
"The fattest man in Britain has sadly died. Cremation will be held at 12PM on Wednesday..... and Thursday..... and Friday."
"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"
"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."
"When I wear those trendy sports bras with a million straps I get stuck in them like a seagull in a six pack ring"
"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ""Dam."""
"Where do male army priests live? On Chap Lane."
"Did you hear about the gingerbread man gynaecologist? The only tool it used was a flapjack."