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Joke of the Day
"What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? ""Dam."""
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"My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, ""Because double teaming is against the rules"""
"Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver? Because she's dead."
"Poor Sally! Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock (who's there? ) Not Sally. Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere."
"An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough"
"A father says to his son, Father: son stop masturbating so much or you'll go blind Son: dad I'm over here"
"When people go underwater in movies, I like to hold my breath to see if I would've survived in that situation. I almost died during finding nemo"
"When is the only time you can park like a retard? In a handicapped spot."
"I was tanning on the beach with my son. After a while, he looked at me and said, ""You're look like a lobster."" ""Uh oh, do I need some sun tan lotion?"" I asked. He said, ""No, you're just really ugly."""
"Today I discovered that two wrongs definitely don't make a right. Tomorrow I'm going to try three."