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Joke of the Day

"The fattest man in Britain has sadly died. Cremation will be held at 12PM on Wednesday..... and Thursday..... and Friday."

"Way back when, I thought technology would look more like flying cars and less like me yelling ""The laptop's not a touch screen,"" at my kids."

"Two over achievers walk into a bar.. Clearly it wasn't set high enough."

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities"

"Why is China a communist country? Because nobody wants to hold an erection."

"When Magnesium and Oxygen started dating I was like, ""O MG!"""

"My mother gave me her old dildo She said it's been in the family for centuries....."

"Words can't possibly describe how beautiful you are... But numbers can 4/10"

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. They just beat the walls because they are black"

"A guy walks into a bar -- and sustains a mild concussion."