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"centipede: *trips* *but for like, an hour*"
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"Vin Diesel is Latin for ""the guy we get when The Rock won't do it"""
"Car trouble, miss? Allow me to squint, and posture heroically while staring at your labyrinthine engine as panic cascades through my spine."
"[pulls into taco bell drive thru] Hi, I'd like enough tacos to forget 2016"
"I challenged a guy to a game of Pool. ""The winner gets to sleep with my girlfriend,"" I declared. Boy, did he look smug when he won. Jokes on him though, I don't have a girlfriend."
"Yo momma so old, Her birth certificate says EXPIRED"
"I started a company.. ...with my wife. Then my sister in law joined us, now it's a crowd."
"Have you tried just Photoshopping her into your life?"
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"Whats Brown and Sticky? Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke."