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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry it."
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"What is the difference between a cat and a comma? Cats have claws at the end of their paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause."
"Last night my girlfriend asked me ""Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?"" What I actually heard was ""Do you want a fight?"""
"We attract people who are reflections of ourselves. So beware of anyone who wants to be with you when you're an emotional wreck."
"What do you say to a one legged hitch hiker hop in"
"*Drives by train wreck* Train wreck:""I have a boyfriend."""
"Why didn't anyone care about the circus? Because it was irr-elephant"
"the main use of the tiny toe (the smallest toe in your foot) is finding corners of furniture in the dark"
"How does NASA organize their missions. They Planet."
"Most women want a man who can make them laugh and also feel safe. So basically, a clown ninja. Good to know"