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Joke of the Day

"Why did CNN hire a tabloid ripping strongman as one of their anchors? Because he was great at breaking the news."

"I was eating a piece of Gouda... And I was trying to describe it. I didn't want to say it was good because that would've been to cheesy."

"What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess? ""It's stale, mate."""

"How do you catch a bra? You set a booby trap."

"Why do they have fences around a cemetery? Because people are dying to get in."

"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"

"I'm not just pms-ing. I'm ovary acting."

"There was a social anxiety convention No one showed up."

"How do you call a black man in space? Nasa first called it Albert"

"Flying today and asking myself a question I used to save for first dates: Should I let them see me naked or just feel me up?"