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"So, Apparently 'Human Centipede' Is Getting ANOTHER Sequel. 'Human Turducken'"
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"""Balls!"" Said the queen. ""If I had two I'd be the king!"""
"He can't decide whether to have his visor half open or half closed."
"In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter."
"Knock Knock Knock - Knock Whos There? Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad. Horrible god awful joke that sucks really really bad WHO? This one."
"I've been called the Trump of the bedroom... Because sex with me builds up emotional walls that they end up paying for."
"My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs.. I've been his customer for 6 years. I had no idea he was a barber."
"If you were a triangle youd be acute one."
"Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in."
"Psychic fellatio It'll blow your mind"