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Joke of the Day
"If you were a triangle youd be acute one."
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"""Is my butt is too big?"" my girlfriend asked, staring at her reflection in the mirror. Sensing a trap, I fell to the ground and played dead."
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"How do you stop an Italian from talking? Tie his hands together"
"What was Hitler's favorite kind of juice? Concentrated."
"Did you hear about the cannibal that ate undercooked food? He threw his arms up in disgust."
"What sort of tape measure does the guy from The Guinness Book of Records use to measure the worlds longest tape measure?"
"Dude, the water from the sink is sooo hot... I would tap that."
"Throwing acid is wrong, in some people's eyes."