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Joke of the Day

"In the updated version of The Sixth Sense, Bruce Willis figures out he's dead when he sees his name trending on Twitter."

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"Hey Nikon, just a friendly heads-up here... NOBODY gives one single fuck what camera Ashton Kutcher uses."

"What do you call a doctor who is always available? An oncallogist."

"Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings"

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just kick the shit out of the room for being black."

"So Mrs Lincoln... Besides that, how'd you like the play?"

"My cat's staring at the wall again. Either she can see ghosts, or she's mulling over past social situations she wishes she'd handled better."

"Why did the blonde wear green lipstick? Because red means stop ;D"

"You don't have to be good at anagrams to see that Pope Benedict is an Epic Bent Pedo."