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Joke of the Day
"9 guys walk into a gay bar... They don't come out."
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"As a kid I'd watch Price is Right and think ha that sucks he won furniture. Now I'm like, wow I can really use a new bedroom set."
"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"
"I've lost my boyfriend! He's in one of these browser tabs, somewhere."
"My wife and I have started aggressively planning for our retirement, and by that I mean we're playing the lottery 3-5 times per week."
"Knock-knock joke told to me by a 7 year old kid: Knock-knock Who's there? Doris Doris who? Doris locked that's why I'm knocking!"
"I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone."
"Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless."
"I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard."
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."