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Joke of the Day
"I added Paul Walker on Xbox, but he spends all his time on the dashboard."
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"Once upon a time (today) I had to help with pre school homework Me: -holds up yellow Me: What color is this? 4: McDonalds The end"
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"What's the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute? A prostitute can wash her crack and sell it again"
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"Confucius say...Man who fall in sewer trough, in deep shit."
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