21149

Joke of the Day

"I never understood movie scenes where they have to train assassins. just drop me in some hot climate, don't feed me and I'll kill everyone."

"What is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair."

"So I confronted and cursed my son out for being in a relationship with a man..... He told me his partner was a Tranny and I felt like such an idiot. Sorry Ma'am. Your masculine face had me off."

"What's the difference between chopped beef and pea soup? Everyone can chop beef, but no one can pee soup!"

"Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? People like me have to go to work and don't have time for all that."

"I had coffee with Red Bull this morning... After about 10 minutes on the highway, I realized I left my car at home."

"What do gay Polish men like most up their arse? Poles."

"I've developed an app for dating children nearby. It's called Kinder."

"What is Donald Trump's least favorite '80s band? Foreigner"

"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?.....wiped his ass"