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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"

"If your drug dealer answers your call on the first ring .... he's a cop."

"A buddhist monk goes to a hot dog stand ""What will it be for you, my friend?"" - the vendor asks. ""Make me one with everything"""

"Brain: he must study-how? *Hormones raise hand* H: we could hit him with pimples, kill the social life? B: *whispers* It's for his own good."

"No one is born racist. Racism is taught. By other races."

"I would love to go to the bar tonight but, people."

"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"

"Why did the blonde quit using the pill? Because it kept falling out."

"Midnight Mass is my codename for the weight gain induced by eating three dozen cookies."

"My grandpa dies in a concentration camp He fell from a guard tower."