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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bra stretched across a road? A booby-trap"

"Why does the army want to only recruit married men? Because they don't want a **single** man lost!"

"What do Indian girls have at sleepovers? Pilau Fights."

"A Priest, A Pervert and A Pedophile Walks into a Bar"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue when he drank his coffee? ....Because he drank it before it was cool."

"What is the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her vagina? Only one fifth of what comes out of her vagina is retarded."

"A study of married women showed that 90% of married men still masturbate The other 10% have dumb wives."

"When I was in my twenties we didn't have hipsters we had AIDS, which was almost as bad."

"You know who the real winner is today? The guy who sells ""I voted"" stickers."

"Santa loves the rich kids more."