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Joke of the Day
"I really showed that Rubik's Cube who's unemployed."
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"The lifeguard yelled at me for peeing in the pool. I was so startled, I almost fell in."
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"
"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees."
"Im offended by physicists being all about black matter I think All Matter"
"My son asked me to get a tartan shirt for his birthday. So far I've only got him the prostitute."
"I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE."
"[in ambulance] ""Sir, do you know your blood type?"" ""Yeah [coughs & points to wound] red."""
"All a woman wants is a strong, confident, capable man who will wear whichever shirt she tells him to."
"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"