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Joke of the Day

"I'VE GOT (( PROBLEMS AND A STUCK SHIFT KEY IS ONE."

"What's a blonde with a shotgun in wheat field? .. A cereal killer !"

"Scientists have discovered a new way to get AIDS from toilets You sit down before the other man is done."

"What did the camel toe say to the moose nuckle on New Years eve? Let's get toe up!"

"You wanna hear a construction joke? I'm still working on it."

"You wanna know what sucks about being single? Nothing. You gotta use your hands now."

"What's green and spiky and retrieves information at the click of a button? A web Bowser."

"What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's funeral? He died at such a Jung age."

"What did the cheese vendor say to the robber? ""Hey! That's nacho cheese!"""

"ISIS Comic Did you hear about the ISIS comic? He bombed."