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Joke of the Day

"What's a tents favorite kind of meat? Stakes"

"Hey, I'm human. If you cut me do I not bleed? If you cut me a slice of pizza do I not eat?"

"Why can't two elephants go swimming? -They only have one pair of trunks."

"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."

"The movies were right about monkeys ruling the world. They came from Baltimore."

"Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark."

"Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins."

"""I know what you look like naked"" - me to my girlfriends identical twin sister, every single time I see her."

"How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !"

"Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problem out with a pencil. It was a number 2 pencil."