200219
Joke of the Day
"What's easier to pick up the heavier it gets? Women! *ba dum tssh*"
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"I ate too many rowing paddles Now I feel oar-full"
"Home is where you don't feel the need to wipe the toilet seat After you've pissed all over it."
"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch? Phil"
"My stoner neighbors got divorced but it's okay because they got joint custody"
"What was the other reindeer's name? Olive. EDIT: Please don't explain and let those suffer who don't understand"
"The American Presidential Campaign is a lot like the new Mac. **There is no escape.**"
"A concept so foreign, Angelina Jolie tries to adopt it."
"OBSERVATION Boobs are proof to women that men can focus on two things at once"
"How did Trump win? He Trumped the opposition. It was Hillaryious"