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Joke of the Day

"The hot blonde walked up to the bartender and asked for a double entendre... The bartender gave it to her."

"""I don't know, dude. Probably science & shit."" Worst answer I ever gave in a job interview. :("

"My friend asked me if I was ever going to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe."

"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."

"What would shakira be singing if she had been data scientist? Tsamina mina eh eh... ""Weka Weka"" eh eh..."

"I think I made a good joke Donald Trump"

"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."

"What do you call a woman that is beautiful and smart? An actress."

"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."

"I was interviewing a guy for a position as a dentist Turns out he wasn't very great at the job. I told him and he broke down crying. He couldn't handle the tooth"