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Joke of the Day

"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."

"Where does okra come from? Okrahoma.....lol should probably be in dadjokes but oh well."

"Side Effects May Include: upset stomach, diarrhea, a tail, some hooves, ok so you might turn into a horse"

"I hope people think my toddler has a slight English accent bc we're so cultured and not bc she's basically been raised by Peppa Pig"

"The opening scene of the movie ""Saving Private Ryan"" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade."

"I thought I saw an octopus but it was just 8 eels kissing a butternut squash."

"Blind dates are the best because they can't see me stealing all of the food from their plate"

"PRESIDENT OBAMA: I pardon this turkey- TURKEY: Nope. I'm ready. 2016 was a shit show. Kill me now"

"I'm a Poet... and I didn't even realise until just then."

"Why do Scots wear kilts? Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away."