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Joke of the Day

"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."

"There's nothing worse than when you tell someone it's a long story and they reply with ""I have time."""

"Who serves all you can eat rabbit stew? Warren Buffet!"

"The last thing you hear before Chuck Norris gives you a roundhouse kick? No one knows because dead men tell no tales."

"12,000 BCE: Humans hunt woolly mammoths with stone-tipped spears. 2012 AD: I apply acne medication to my cat's chin."

"Teen girl in mirror ""I look like death!"" [Meanwhile in Hell] Death scoffs & flips his hair ""Yeah, as if"""

"Sexism Hurts Everyone I mean, I'm a sexist, and I can't get a girlfriend, so who the fuck is going to do my laundry?"

"gonna give my zombie friend several different brains for his deathday. Took a while to get the shopping done. Finally got some presents of mind."

"What do you call a Mexican baptism? Bean dip."