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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find his sister in the woods? Pretty hot."
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"Conjecture: At some point in 2013, our neighbors will get so high that they accidentally sell their own weed. For weed money. To buy weed."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !"
"I can sum up 2016 in one word... Nine."
"Success... Is like being pregnant. Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you got fucked."
"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."
"What do you get when you squeeze a synagogue? Fresh Jews."
"Everyone talks about roses on a piano... I just want tulips on my organ."
"Why the fuck did the programmer quit his job? Because he didn't get arrays. Hahah get it? arrays(a raise?) No..? :("
"What kind of cereal does Ronda Rousey eat? Kix"