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Joke of the Day

"[Hall of Justice] Aquaman: How do you expect me to ignite the TNT below Kaiser's floating fortress? Waterproof Match Man: Maybe I can help."

"If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea..."

"Duracel bunny arrested He was charged with battery"

"A man was arrested for having sex inside a West Virginian Olive Garden with an employee. Apparently he took ""When you're here, you're family"" too literally."

"How does a woman go about inventing something? She gives birth to a boy."

" And I would walk 500 ft. and I would walk 500 more/ Just to be the man who stayed 1000 ft away as ordered by the court "

"I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there"

"""It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Superman!"" ""Nope."" ""A spider? An aardvark?"" ""Wrong. It's a horse."" ""Wow. You can't draw for shit."""

"I'm beginning to think that Judas Priest might not be a Christian rock band."

"""Another day another dollar."" - African kids"