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Joke of the Day

"Happy New year America! from your friend Australia. Don't worry I expect it'll take about 18 or so hours for you to get this."

"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"

"I got a sweater for Xmas I appreciate it, but I would have preferred a screamer or a moaner."

"What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!"

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC? He was Edward Snowed-In."

"What is the difference between the USA and North Korea? One is of them has a great leader!"

"How does Santa Claus take pictures? With his North Pole-aroid."

"What does a hungry clock do? He goes back four seconds."

"What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard? Pillow fight!"

"If I work as a janitor at an office, does that mean that every time I change a lightbulb I climb the corporate ladder?"