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Joke of the Day
"What is Al Qaeda's favourite team? New York Jets"
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"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""
"How many mystery writers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two: one to get it 95% done, and the second to give it the twist at the end."
"If you eat guns, you'll sweat bullets. It's science."
"You're the apple of my eye. The grape of my elbow. The lemon of my foot. The banana of my hair. My sweet hair banana."
"How much force does it take for the Carolina Panthers to lose a Playoff game. One Newton"
"I will never forget what my dear old Grandad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, ""Grandson... how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"""I don't know the government, and I'm not giving them any of my coins."" - my 4yo after I explained taxes"
"I finally found a book where the love interest is a grandfather clock It's about fucking time"
"What did the turkey say to the goat? The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up."