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Joke of the Day
"Someone asked me to write a sad story in 3 words today I just replied ""Trump or Hilary"""
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"Clothes are just, human shaped blankets."
"My girlfriend looks super hot without glasses. That's why I stopped Wearing them"
"Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts. ( this joke made me laugh my butt of when i was a kid)"
"What mouse has two legs? Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs?"
"If you leave your house with one leg, that's going out on a limb."
"My girlfriend and I are in sync! Like the band. Or soap."
"Sneaking up on me from behind while I'm doing dishes is a super fun way to get yourself stabbed with a steak knife"
"[aquaman origin story] *falls out of boat* help! im drowni- oh... no, im good, actually"
"Why is Nixon a bad chef? Because he is not a cook."