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Joke of the Day
"Why don't you see blind people skydiving? Because it scares the fuck out of the guide dogs."
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"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"
"Why cant russians drive stick? Because they are always Stalin!"
"A three hour long movie adaptation of pages 74 and 75 of the Hobbit? Friggin count me in."
"Beethoven must've hated his music... Sure he spent a lifetime composing, but so far he's spent centuries decomposing."
"What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel Sprouts"
"I wonder if these beers are performance enhancing. I'm feeling pretty awesome!!"
"Would you like to go see a meteor shower? What are you some kind of pervert?!?"
"What's the worst part about being a beaver? It's a lot of dam work."
"Wife: The kids opened the ""private"" drawer in my nightstand. Me: THE drawer? Wife: Yeah. Great. There go our Oreos."