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Joke of the Day
"In other words, 2 percent of household germs kinda like Lysol spray"
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"In Soviet Russia... ...end of joke is when line punches *you*."
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"WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired."