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Joke of the Day

"Misread the Whistleblower: NSA Story on the Front Page and Came up with this Joke What do you call an NBA Whistleblower? A referee!"

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing...They're both stuck up cunts."

"A black, a mexican and a gipsy sit in a Car. Who is driving the car? The police."

"Today some boiled water died.. It shall be mist"

"We don't need a Voting Rights Act. If we just give all the votes to rich people, then democracy will just trickle down to everyone else."

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."

"Gotta elect a billionaire President in 2012, 'cause rich white guys just aren't getting their voices heard in DC."

"What did one toilet roll say to another toilet roll? People keep ripping me off."

"1st thing I do when I take a girl back to my bedroom is act like a stewardess & instruct her where exits are, oxygen masks, & life jackets."

"I had my prostate examined the other day. After it was all over, the doctor left at the same time the nurse came in, and whispered the three words no one wants to hear. Who was that?"