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Joke of the Day

"Until you show me in the corporate dress code where it says masks & capes aren't allowed, I must refuse to reveal my identity to the others."

"You were all Pluto's not even a planet and now you're watching it from your space car all slow and creepy like. Jerk."

"this is a joke consoles"

"Capitalization is important... It's the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse, and helping your uncle jack off a horse."

"Anyone have a lot of unused pregnancy tests? Hate to see all this pee go to waste."

"I've got a sense of deja vu It seems like last year was only yesterday."

"[interview] ""Says here, you like to master debate in your free time?"" ""Yeah, sorry, that's a typo"""

"I was walking through town yesterday, when I came across a large black man with a mohawk and jewellery. He said, ""I piy the fool."" I said, ""Hey, you missed a T."""

"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza gets out of the oven."

"Today I saw 2 blind people fighting. I shouted ""I support the one with the knife.!"" they both ran away."