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Joke of the Day

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"What is the favorite Pokemon of a smoked meat sandwich? Raichu"
"Why did Donald Trump win the Republican nomination? Don Rickles is dead."
"Did you hear the joke about the ageless baby? It never gets old. Did you hear the joke about Michelle Obama's vagina? It's a dark one."
"Man goes to the Doctor Doctor, my dick is shaped like a rocket. Well, I bet your wife is over the moon about it."
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Easter Island Barbie ...the famous statue with blonde hair"
"I always get chloroform confused with chlorophyll. This guy I kidnapped is awake and angry but his leaves have never been more lush."
"Did you hear about.. Did you hear about the indian man who was charged with domestic violence, he hit his wife on the head every night at 7 on the dot"
"Some sad news from Australia... the inventor of the boomerang grenade died today."
"My wife and I have an ongoing game called ""Wipe Boogers on Stuff in the House"" that she doesn't know we are playing"