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Joke of the Day

"What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away."

"Masturbating is wrong in some people's eyes... Also, it burns."

"Customer asked where I lived so I thought the most accurate response was ""the internet."""

"My roommate gets angry when I steal their kitchen utensils It's a whisk I'm willing to take"

"Why can you only ran through a campground and not run? Because it's past tents."

"Funny Fact Always happens to me : Study for one hour no one sees . But pick up mobile just for a second and MOM/DAD enters the room"

"Waiter: black pepper? Me: sure Waiter: say when Me: [remembering I have large investments in numerous peppercorn plantations] haha sure"

"Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside. Credit to Top Gear."

"What is the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? ... I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face. Edit: Whoa, I knew this was a great joke but didnt expect this. Thanks!"