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Joke of the Day

"What did the angered Mother say to her son, the garbage man. Your throwing your life away."

"WORK TIP: Respond to all your boss's emails with ""Heyyyy you!"""

"A blind man Walks into a bar A table and a chair"

"Dettol went to GERMANY Now its called ANY."

"I really want to kill my roommate but I just dont know if I could live with myself."

"Why did the boy eat his homework? His dog died."

"Did you hear the one about the corduroy pillow? It's making headlines across the nation!"

"Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere."

"Reports are now emerging from Russia that Putin rode the meteorite while shirtless, steering it away from a box of kittens."

"My boyfriend wakes me up when he wants to have sex... Do I wake him up when I want to buy shoes???... No!!!"