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Joke of the Day

"Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y."

"There was a male striper who absolutely hated his line of work and wanted to quit. The pay was really good though, so he decided to stick it out for a little bit longer."

"What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !"

"I started a petition to ban people from collecting autographs. So far I've got 50,000 signatures."

"If a caveman from the Paleolithic era saw you turn down a cupcake because youre on the ""Paleo Diet,"" he'd kill you with a sharpened seashell"

"What is a Dolphins favorite ingredient? All porpoise flour."

"what did internet man say to other internet mam ""dank meme"""

"What do you call a gay cowboy? A jolly rancher."

"What do you call the beginning of a porno? Prelude"

"Did you hear about the war on diarrhea? It started out as a smear campaign, but ended up being a real shitshow."