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Joke of the Day
"If you think sex is just filling her hole Then you're a civil engineer, not a lover"
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"I'd tell you a chemistry joke but I know I wouldn't get a reaction."
"What did Sherwock say to Watsun while vacationing in Tokyo? Well done, old Jap."
"How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it's a three-dollar bill you can be sure."
"One girl did a presentation in hittites and she went through while presentation... straight faced calling it ""high-titties"" everyone was losing it and she couldn't figure out why."
"I was going to kill myself. A : A week ago I wanted to kill myself. B : What? How? A : I'd jump off the roof. B : What changed your mind? A : I'm afraid of heights."
"You can always predict what antigay protesters will say. But never how they'll spell it."
"Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom."
"AMA: I am a submarine naval commander discharged for friendly fire in an underwater sea battle Oops, wrong sub."
"Wife: honey I want you to whisper dirty things in my ear! Husband: kitchen, living room, dining room, patio..."