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Joke of the Day

"Me: (Sigh) There she is. Him: Sounds like you're still carrying a torch for her. Me: Yea, like the villagers carried one for Frankenstein!"

"What's white on top and black at the bottom? Society"

"Why did Adele leave the house? So she could say Hello from the outside."

"A roman centurion walked into a bar, raised his hand and signed the waiter to get him 2 martini. The waiter gave him 5 instead."

"BREAKING NEWS: BLIND MAN HAS BEEN SHOT He didn't even see it coming."

"We should get the Amazon Echo on Reddit It would feel at home in this echo chamber"

"Two Police officers. Two police officers crash their car into a tree. After a moment of silence, one of them says: ""Wow, that's got to be the fastest we've ever gotten to an accident site."""

"I tried to teach my grandma how to eat noodles with chopsticks She accidentally made a sweater."

"Reddit's front page has more intellectual news stories than my local TV stations I don't understand it because I'm only 3 years old."

"What do you call a water fowl looking in a window? Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)"