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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer? Ash"

"When the audio cuts out at the end of a newscast and the anchors start chit-chatting I like to pretend it's about my surprise party."

"Would a cheetah cheat on his wife? No, but a tiger would."

"What do u call an anorexic women with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese."

"Helen Keller walks into a bar... Don't laugh! You would too if you couldn't see or hear."

"I'm not sure how I can prove it, but I think I'm actually more stupid since joining Twitter..."

"Learn how to Wiener Boop https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exb1yVD8SHU&list=UUq54nlcoX-0pLcN5RhxHyug"

"""DON'T YOU DIE ON ME!"" he screamed at his phone. Everyone else on the train hugged their phones a bit closer."

"What is the origin of black jewish people? The oven."

"UVA did something King James couldn't do.... Brought a championship to the Cavaliers!"