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Joke of the Day

"When the audio cuts out at the end of a newscast and the anchors start chit-chatting I like to pretend it's about my surprise party."

"Don't google ""can you die from an ear infection"" at 2am"

"Want to hear a joke about a man suffering from constipation? Tough shit."

"I invented a new joke I invented a new word. Plagiarism. EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you."

"Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None it's a women's job."

"I bet women love the first dimension... It's allllllllllllllll length."

"Why did the cattle leave the marijuana field? Because the steaks were too high!"

"Stop chicken mass production... You're making them eggs-hausted!"

"Interns think of God residents pray to God doctors talk to God nurses ARE God."

"My exercise program consists of having a lot of stairs in my home and forgetting things."